A little present.

Yo Dudes
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I have put together a little musical mix for you all to wig out to. Its quite a straight laced collection of songs entitled A Grizla! New Year Once downloaded, unzip the file and drag on the contents of the folder including .m3u file on to your playlist list which will copy the tracks to your iTunes in the right order. Kratz at least give it one listen before you delete half and give the rest 2 out of 5 ;D
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Yours
The Mighty Grizula!

Come on over if you think your 'ard enough Gallagher...

Just another family friend over at the Flood household for Christmas.

Stupid Stupid Stupid

Sorry, just had to do it; This is Squike Mk II. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever ridden (fire at will at that statement). I rode to work at London Bridge this morning and its left me speechless. It's got a full carbon frame and forks with quality wheels and I'm scared at how quick it is and how stupid the power transmission efficiency is. Its sounds weird, but I can't believe I had never ridden a road bike before - bigger, faster, more efficient 700c wheels - and it feels like a whole new world has opened up (a bit what happened to various councilors over the summer?) and I'm annoyed with myself at what I've been missing all these years. Don't worry the Squike is not dead, but will hopefully be reincarnated more true to its original soul.

I have a hardon like the Paris skyline for this bike - and you will too when you witness its stupidity.

Merry Christmas Visa Card...

Happy new year

Other people's blogs

I really like looking at random blogs. There's obviously quite a few boring ones that just talk about a man who really likes dogs and lives in Canada or people who live in America and love Republicianism. Today these two blogs caught my eye:

The Rotten Sketch Book

Girls
(scroll down to the bottom, I would like to meet Emilie)

More art

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'Show us yer muff, please' by Daniel Travers.
Ball point pen on A4 lined recycled paper.
This work was made somewhere between 1995 and 1998.

Cuntling by Cuntling

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Rare self portrait of Flood from 1996.
Pencil on A3 paper.
Biro details added at a later (unknown) date.

Ads

Well weve not made a single cent of the ads yet due to not one click. A quick click everytime you visit and ill buy you all a nice beer. clicky click click....
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Cheers Jesus

Have a good yule, y'all.

About time to.

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Nice to see someone finally picking bingo up on his erratic use ot the accelerator.

Mulled Wine & Brains

Thanks to all at the Scag Den for hosting a fine evening indeed!

Genius DO'S and DON'TS

The tattoo entry is just amazing.
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DO'S

DON'TS

Who should the USA bomb next?

Sweet video

Separated At Birth

You're most probably not going to like me for this Floody, but upon first viewing of this pic, I thought you were the one on the right!!!! He's not called Ian is he?!!! The Chuckle Brothers are dead, long live The Chuckle Brothers!!!!

Maths at Hamburger University

Hamburger University is enroling now, lectures start at 9.30am every working day. Its the only one is England.

Spot the offers...

Date correction

The thick cunts have got the date wrong on the mulled wine flyer.
It should be Saturday 17th.

An Christmas Drink.

Well I know we are all stumbling from one drunken escapade to the next, desperatley attempting to cement Britains reputation as the binge drinking mecca but does anyone fancy a pint or two next week? Nice to have a final soiree before we all drag oursleves home for bad presents and much needed sleep and the cold turkey of january. Was thinking towards the end of next week even maybe friday? thoughts please dudes. Get lutonium along as well.
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Teeth

Interesting to see it wasnt only Travers who had massive nashers as a kid.
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I'd like to make a deposit at the...

BANK OF CHUCKLE

Weird Sights

Last night was the BB/Saunders xmas do. Weirdest sight of the night was Martin with his trousers round his ankles bum pressed against a window shouting "Fuck you Foxtons". That will stay with me for a while.

Me too...

Happy Birthday

He's Diddlin' today!!

WHAT A LOSER!

Most of us find this time of year tiring. The endless onslaught of festivities and of course the shopping can take its toll. For one man however, it's all too much! I was browsing the 2nd floor isles of Borders, on Oxford Street, when I turned the corner to be greeted by this!!! I should have looked to see what he had been reading, but it obviously wasn't that interesting to him, so why should it have been to me!!

An evening with...

Mad dog and myself will be holding an early evening soiree this Saturday coming to celebrate the health benefits of mulled wine. We've decided to hold it fairly early so that even if some of you have other plans later on, you can still come beforehand for a winter warmer to get you in the party mood.

Although we're working on a recipe for the ultimate mulled wine, please do feel free to bring a little extra booze along as well.

Love Floody & MD. xxxx

Wheres Chop's Willy?

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Well as chop would say words cant describe the destruction of ferry street last night. The 4 casualties lying here now go some way but the above pictures do that so much better (especially the gay potato). Dan and Flutes sad you couldnt be here but youll take joy in the fact I walked up the stairs to my room to find chop dressed as a bird getting to grips with a young brazilian girl. Bernies also really good at rolling a booner. Cheers for the fun those that came and sorry about me pulling my eyes to the side during Turning Japanese.
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Too good to keep secret.

Well bingo begged me not to put these up but I know if the boot was on the other foot he wouldnt think twice, plus we all know its nice to share in the fun. 2 videos from a set of crackers of bingos 2hr singing session last night. Kratz gave up playing in the end to bingos annoyance as the 2nd video will show. Andy and Nick are watching out of sight open mouthed.
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Part I
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Part II

Last Christmas.

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Well new recordings have to come to light from the secret Dete Poherty and the Shambles sessions. This time its a festive number with a Travers wedding theme. Listen to the whole thing.
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Last Christmas

Last Stop

I noticed a serious post on here recently, and although it didn't go down well, I thought I'd put one more in here!!!! Hopefully it'll be my last!!

Saw this though: Great idea, Great Photos, Great shame really

Did you know?

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Artwork by Matthew Hodson

Visions of Saturday Night

Bingo, I expect to see this at some point in the evening (click 'View This Title')

Last Night.

Continuing my quest to be the biggest twat on the planet I pre-empt the stories by holding my hands up and saying yes I did write a list of 10 things I liked about a girl in a bar, before going and chatting her up, thinking the list would be a great tool. Yes I did give my business card to a random girl on the train on the way home, though I have in my defence she started chatting to me (she was also really hot). I shall attempt to find the list and scan it in for your amusement. I really am starting to believe im two people and ill be in a mental hospital at 50, talking in the third person about the mighty grizla and how he did this to me and what a git he is.
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Peter Bialobrzeski - Photography

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Sorry guys a serious post but this guys photography is just amazing.

More here
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One for MD/Noel/Sir Minky to make love in

~Great Scott!~

..and Bing to watch on wimpering.

Binge thinker

~More information~
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New Honda Advert

Well the people at Wieden+Kenedy (An Ad agency) have been pushing it with their adverts for Honda more and more to the point that this is their latest weird result (for those that havent seen it) Think maybe the singing is either a touch of genius or a step too far.Whatever they are definitly the new Guniess/B&H?Silk Cut of the current time

New Honda Advert
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shut up rambling chop

A load of stuff to say to everyone so this seems to be the place to do it;


1) Thought I would let you in on this; Does anyone want to order a Self-Inking Trodat Stamp? It a little box with a little inkstamp in its little insides;

Trodat Stamp


Basically I'm ordering big job lot so they work out at a tenner each instead of £20ish + VAT + Postage. below are the details, sorry its a bit impersonal but its chopped out of an email to all the students;

Max Print size area; 46mm x 18mm (please print out your design and check this - err on the side of caution)

Max 4 lines of text (feel free to use less)
Colour ink available; Black/Blue/Red/Green
TEXT ONLY
Use a commonly available font (ie on all desktops/word)

Please email me with the following details;

Your name;
Department;
Text as you want it set on separate lines;
Font name;
Point size;
Justification (L/R/centered?);
Colour ink (black/red/blue/green?)
Any other details (ie bold/italic)?

The deadline for information is FRIDAY 9th DEC 8pm

2)What should we do with my broken Ipod? I'm guessing theres a load of other dead ones out there (The Grizlasaurus has certainly worn a few out).... ideas for an iPod Graveyard anyone?

3) Any ideas where the best place to get vinyl cut lettering done? Any pointers as to what to look out for?

4) Think I'm in love. One for Chop;


5) How much effort is being put into Furry + Feathered at Ferry Street? I've got a really good idea but have to put a bit of time in. And I don't want to be the only one looking like a twat.

6) Think we should extend invites for this to people like Russco, Christopher R, Dave Parsons (+Daughter), Tom Lucas, Will Smith, Danger Damo, Noel, Sir Minky etc. the list could go on forever.... ideas?

7) Are we making money?

Diddlin?

Well tonight in Ferry Street theres some disagreemnent about the history of 'diddlin'. I claim it came from us mimicking Kratz and he orginally said it for the first time. Anyone care to help shed the light?
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Nathan Barley part 2....

Continuing the studioless BB/Saunders saga we are currently all working round a table tennis table in an architects studio. Spices up the day...
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Genuine Athentication Request

This is a genuine athentication request that some was asked to fill out this week, when buying tickets through the ticket master website. I can only presume they were trying to buy tickets for the Take That reuinion tour!!

Phat farm

For the freelancers amoungst us, this is quite a nice programme to watch if you're having a late breakfast like I just did.
Its about 4 black inner city youths going on a 'rural scholarship' in Devon, and the 2 who impress farmer Wilfred the most will win jobs with him on the farm.

From the Ch4 microsite:

"With a blinkered view of life outside the big city, how will they cope when confronted with the reality of rural Britain and being the only black faces in town? Will they be able to integrate into village life and successfully undertake their duties as working members of the community? Can the countryside provide the opportunities that the city has failed to deliver?"

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Northern soul

Just wanted to say WORD to this whole blog thing, its brill innit?
Heres a Lake me and Sunny saw last weekend.
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Nathan Barley

Well my conversion to Nathan Barley is complete as we sit in a bar in shoreditch on our laptop's in 'our office'. To top it all off I am writing about it on a blog. See you next Tuesday.
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