Don't come to work after cutting your own hair or...

everyone takes the piss. Check out this poor bastard

Happy Birthday Floody

Three picture showing an excellent night and day I had and hopefully everyone else on Saturday. Think Krtaz thinks hes in Miami Vice.
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I have been shot...

On friday Kratz and I went out for one pint. We ended up in a hotel while Kratz had his face done with a fake bullet wound, we then got into an altercation with a chap in Bank who hit me.
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Gobsausage

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A band I saw on thursday night called Gobsausage.

Encyclopedia of Greenfield

Butch's birthday

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What a great day, all the usual boxes ticked! Even the one where Choppy does the gardening with Greedy's face.

"Yeah, I guess you're right"

"These hands are rubbish greedy - you win. Laters."

"Oi Kratz, you fish-eating twat!"

"Yeah you - flipper boy! Look at my opposable thumbs, great for grabbing dumb blonde tits with!! Loser!!!"

Grizzle + Kratz Arguement TV

"That Carr [lookalike] is NOT cool Hammond, its not going on the 'cool wall'"

"Fuck off Clarkson, it is funny saying that you look like a whiny camp queen"

You asked for it

So here it is! Please note, there was no editing done to Greedys face!!!! I have more examples if needed!!!!

Or Greedy now!

I thought the similarity was just in the voice, but a quick image search...

Don't forget Kratz in a couple of years!

Diddle TV

Is someone just a bit jealous that their own TV career has been flagging a bit recently?

Raeburn TV

Since the success of 'Project Catwalk' I've noticed more and more airtime being given over to Chris! So far he's got himself on 'My Name Is Earl' and even made up some cock n bull story about throwing himself under a train on Richard and Judy! To make matters worse, it seems Chop wants in on the exposure too and has got himself on 'The Friday Night Project' by joining popular combo, Placebo, as their new bass player?!

"Yeah nick its the England flag, just doing the white bits first, looks really good."