Last Night.
Continuing my quest to be the biggest twat on the planet I pre-empt the stories by holding my hands up and saying yes I did write a list of 10 things I liked about a girl in a bar, before going and chatting her up, thinking the list would be a great tool. Yes I did give my business card to a random girl on the train on the way home, though I have in my defence she started chatting to me (she was also really hot). I shall attempt to find the list and scan it in for your amusement. I really am starting to believe im two people and ill be in a mental hospital at 50, talking in the third person about the mighty grizla and how he did this to me and what a git he is.
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posted by The Mighty Grizla! @ 12/09/2005 10:15:00 am
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Grizla sitting in a comfortable, relaxed style next to 2 girls (stangers).
"LOOK AT ME, WHAT DO I DO, LOOK AT ME, WHAT DO I DO AS A JOB?!'
(shouting)
Also.
Grizla: "Bingo, if I was I in prison, would you visit me?"
Me: "what for.... rape?"
Grizla: "No, no, DRUGS"
Point 4 on the list was "we are weird". Clearly wasnt thinking wth clarity.
Other items i remember from the list:
1. I like your boots
2. You look like a fun person
3. Nice smoking style
4. your hair is nice
;(
He also picked up Darrens coat and said "Christ, its as thin as a man!"
We never found out what this meant :(
Thats a reference to somethinig we say at BB/S.
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