Why I Don't Where Hats...

...or golfing attire!! As I continue my storm on to Newsagents shelves near you, with coverage almost matching that of Kerry... ...who used to go out with that Greedy look-a-like... ...and who now sells her story to 'Take A Break' everytime she shits herself, I have collated here a few of the clippings from my latest media appearances for your viewing pleasure!

I'm a proper DJ now!

Golfing Milk Tray Man!

Office Glastonbury!

Clint 2?

laser eyes
Originally uploaded by electricpicnicphotos.

And is that Kratz in the foreground and luton in the background?

Clint?

Full of life
Originally uploaded by electricpicnicphotos.

Clint in Ireland.

Well diddlers Last weekend I went to Ireland and you can imagine my surprise to turn up at the airport to meet up with Clint pretending to be from Leicster and calling himslef Joe. What strange behaviour.
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Alan Carr?

Stung through the heart...

and a Stingray is to blame.

RIP dude.

:-(

Can anyone spot...

my new girlfriend amongst this slideshow of beautiful imagery?

That's not... right, John.

Savage Grizla

Greedy was quite chunky as a child wasn't he?! It's a good job he lost all that weight, as well as the womens clothes!!!!