The Great Cornish Diddle

So great Isle of Blogs readers thought I would share with you some of the visul highlights of the recent mini council outing to visit "The Fruit". Lots of fun had and some pretty radical surf. Pictures from Bizzle and Grizzle and if you're wondering what the double handed thing we are doing, well that's when theres too much rock for one hand...
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ASDAs version of Love Hearts

Inscriptions include;
"MINGER", "AS IF", "IN IT!", "YOU WHAT?" & "BOTHERED"

goodbye dear friends

I look forward to seeing you next week, having leaked out half my brain with the amount of fun we are going to have this weekend.

sorry.

Chop x

"Look how big bing is..."

"Shut up Greedy, stop laughing..."



"Huh, hum, Oh guys, can we just all stop throwing spanners in the works and just appreciate this lovely new jacket I got at the war and peace show"...

Victoria victory

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Today, I was announced as the winner of Fibre's 'Quick on the draw' competition at the V&A village fete which took place last week. More here.

Bernie update

On a recent meal out with Penny, 3 single woman and 3 gay blokes, Bernie started kissing the woman next to him 'with tongues' infront of Penny.
He claimed that as he was "the only straight batter there, the woman were all well up for it", and he was "practically fighting them off". When asked to describe the woman he said, "big tits, big arse, not bad looking".

It was a tuesday evening.
:(