Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

Greenfield Greenfield Greenfield

Hi The Council.

Just a woman in a penis shaped boat made of brown tape with her tits out.
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Top of Your Pops

Nice idea Chop, so I've actioned it!! Especially as mine isn't that shameful (Chuckle Brothers albums don't count right??!!!)!! Copy and paste your iTunes top ten most played into the comments.

Zinedine Zindane

The best part of the programme for me.

Tourettes De France

Does Camilla take it up the arse?

Cheers...

Grovsner Hotel on Park Lane for 6 glasses of champagne, 1 glass of champagne cocktail, 4 glasses of wine, comedy by Dara O'Brien and awards given out by Johnny Vaugan, 3 course meal including Vension for mains, petit fours & coffee, a bottle of old speckled hen, a wine glass full of sambuca, and a dancefloor and house band where I 'breakdanced' with advertising and HR managers from ITV standing round me, clapping and cheering.

APE FUCKER

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Another great televisual delight from Keith Allen and John Davidson.
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DOES CAMILLA TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
BIG EARED CUNT
PAEDO NIGGER
BOMB!
APE FUCKER
OSMA BIN LADEN
PAEDO PRIEST, PERV
ZINADANE ZIDANE (plus headbut gesture)
GET OFF THE FUCKING BUS
GET IN THE FUCKING WATER
WIGGLY CUNT
WHIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZ
PENCIL PRICK
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If anyone could add anything else to the list that'd be great.
Cheers.

Jeah/Private Pyle

GCSE art

Yep its me rendered in clay aged 16 and prooudly displayed in the hall at home. It just stares at me, curtains twitching.
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