Why I Don't Where Hats...
...or golfing attire!! As I continue my storm on to Newsagents shelves near you, with coverage almost matching that of Kerry... ...who used to go out with that Greedy look-a-like... ...and who now sells her story to 'Take A Break' everytime she shits herself, I have collated here a few of the clippings from my latest media appearances for your viewing pleasure!
I'm a proper DJ now!
Golfing Milk Tray Man!
Office Glastonbury!
posted by Captain @ 9/23/2006 08:54:00 pm
5 Comments:
very good. I hope you and Sunny remember your old friends and don't loose your head with all this new found fame.
What magazine is that Kratzy? Fairly lazy feature writers there then? Can they not even be arsed to leave the office to write an article?!!
All great Captain... too much going on to comment individually, but well done.
Its the lies that get me, plus if they made the rest up why still call you james? Hardly icelandic is it!
Hang on a minute, is London really an eclectic whirlpool of multiculturalism or is it all propaganda spread by young white males from Ely trying to make themselves more cool?
Good point on the name thing! I should have suggested Bjørk!!! The Glastonbury thing was a review of the DVD for Total Film, suggesting how you can recreate the Festival at home what with it's absense this year, as illustrated by us doing so in the office!!
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