Granny goes wrong

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The family got together at Grannys house on Easter Sunday, as we usually do. During the afternoon, many cups of tea were poured from her old tea pot, which due to its age, or maybe poor design, was not operating very efficiently. At 17:05 we were 'hanging' in the kitchen and discussing the tea pots under performance, when Granny suddenly raised it above her head and uttered the immortal words; "This thing is rubbish, shall we just smash it?". Frightened onlookers began to back away, as the red mist around her 90 year old eyes began to thicken. Then, without any consideration for the 7 people now gathered round (some of whome were not protected with footwear), she launched the pot towards the stone kitchen floor and it smashed violenly into thousands of pieces, sending small shards of china in all directions.
As a momentum to the occasion, we buried the spout in a flower bed.
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Happy bloody Easter.