All the best
For a great Christmas...
From me and Sam...
and my Bangkok lady boy...
Just don't eat too much or burn the turkey...
And eat all your veg...
posted by Floody @ 12/25/2006 01:22:00 pm
Monday, December 25, 2006
For a great Christmas...
From me and Sam...
and my Bangkok lady boy...
Just don't eat too much or burn the turkey...
And eat all your veg...
8 Comments:
I am sat in my parents dining room speechless. I need someone to share this with right now, you've just ruined my fucking christmas Flood. Jesus Christ, FFS, etc etc. The one of you and Sam Fox, if my child pulled that pose or face I would kill the little bastard. Its like you were getting it all in knowing in 20 years you'd be friends with a group of people you could fuck over by showing the evidence. I imagine you red faced and laughing as you scanned and posted these. Tony's face in the George Best one as well, genius just genius. Get the Floody father and son double act on TV now!
Hang on a minute thats bloody Bobby Moore standing next to Sam Fox!
You little SHIT!
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This is incredible... infact I'd go as far as saying, it's the best post we've had on this thing since it started. The bar has been raised, and people are gonna have to come up with something pretty fucking special if they want to even come close to this! Same Fox & Best aside, I love the ridiculousness of the photo of you with a fat man and a burnt man. I imagined you looking at it for a while just going "Fat man, burnt man, obese, burning, overeating, fires, bad skin, big tummy, skingraft, overweight...etc" in your head whilst trying to comcoct the caption. I agree with the Grizzle for the TV potential here... 'Father and son Big Brother'. Your step mum could watch it as well, she likes stuff like that innit.
I have four questions about the second to last picture:
1. How has Tony managed to make his head look like its from the 1940's?
2. Who is the wrestler? I assume it's a wrestler? Is it one of the big UK ones... Giant Haystacks?
3. How did he burn his face?
4. You seem to have a white line running accross your forehead. What is this?
Yes, certainly I can anwser your enquiries Mr Bizzle:
1) Tony has always been a big fan of combing his hair quite forceably with a side parting, and I think it is this hairstyle, mixed with the black and white photography that creates the effect you describe. Popular at the time with amateur photographers, black and white photography allows dramatic interplay of light and dark extremes in tonal qualities, which perhaps harks back to 1940's photography if not film noir itself)
2) Geoff Capes. Athlete, strongman and prize winning budgerigar breeder.
3) In a fire. I've always thought it was that dude from the Falklands War (Simon Weston). But it isn't.
4) I have a "Eurosport" sticker on my coat. The white line on my forehead is taken from that.
Why are you ginger in the last one?! Had you been eating too much of your prize winning radishes?!
I think the burnt man is a WWII veteran, I remember seeing him on a documentary or something like 'The World at War'?!
All fantastic though!!!
Russco thinks he may have been a member of "The Guinea Pig Club", originally a drinking club for those treated with experiemental and groud-breaking plastic surgeory during WW2.
If anybody checks out old postings here's an update...
Sam Fox might actually end up seeing this picture of me and her together! One of our clients is apparently good mates with her. I sent the picture to my boss, she's forwarded to the client and in turn she may pass it back to the source!!
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