gentlemen, let get out of our tiny minds.

Well chaps (and chappesses) the summer is coming, time to think about falling asleep dead-drunk in the mid-afternoon sun, waking to find amusing sunburn shapes and not so amusing heatstroke that will make you vomit for three days continuously.

A-ha! Festivals! Yes, the perfect escape from our plush middle-class existence of foccacia bread and mildly intellectual Waterstone purchases, reducing ourselves to animals as we make at one with nature by grinding around in dirt to some throbbing primal beats. I'd very much like it if we could do this in a co-ordinated effort this year, maybe even getting naked together, something we've never done en mass. Or maybe just some nice fancy dress?

Right I'll make the nomination for Bestival. Bing and Greedy had a good time last year, but then again stoooners like them probably would have done if they had stayed in with a 'Best-of Ren and Stimpy DVD' and a KFC bargain bucket for the weekend. Dates are 8th - 10th Sept, so not near any other events, something to look forward to. Principal reason for choosing this? Well, its on the Isle of Wight, 9 miles across, so it means Dickie can't get that far.....

Good night vienna

Its either this or give the air guitar a damn beating like satans cock at theDownload Festival. Dan and Soph's wedding not going to be nearly as good a headline set from Metallica.

Let me know what you think, be good to know any other nominations and suggestions for special guest stars....?. Lineup's not out yet, so all to play for, wherever we choose just make sure everyone books up tickets together. Whatever happens I'd love it for everyone to go apeshit together.

Cheers!