Phat
This man will feature on our TV screens on Tuesday 7th of February (C4) in a programme entitled "Half-Ton Man". He is listed in the online Encyclopedia, Wikipedia.
CORRECTION---------------------------
Its on tonight (Monday)
posted by Floody @ 2/03/2006 10:04:00 am
4 Comments:
I liked the man that was fat, then went thin (and spoke to terry wogan through a TV), and then went fat again.
"His only date was at the school prom when someone lost a bet".
But where were all the young female oversize honies I was waiting for??!
"Its all genetics, its nothing to do with overeating... if anybody tries to deny me anything I'd tear them apart"
...yes I'm sure you would, if you lost enough wait so you could move and stop drowning in your own secretions.
Can you imagine my face watching that?? I was meant to be working but my mouth was too busy hitting the floor, not necessarily in disgust at the sheer grotesque peepshow, but at the level of denial the fat dude's wife had reached.
I can kind of understand it being a mental problem, like chain-smoking, or kleptomania, but I was just stunned at how the lard-arse was being assisted by his wife to his slow suicide. I love crazy people, but this was a Bonnie and Clyde lifetime relationship spent holding up drive thru's and Haagen Daz huts....
The narrator summed it up nicely with "what makes these people's love of eating greater than their love of life?". I just can't get over the wife saying stuff like "he just whats what a normal human eats, Its purely genetic", and getting a bit angry about it. Oh yeah love, and you're not shy of a bargin bucket or two are you?
For christs sake people, just do the frickin math.
Haha, nice one Chop.
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