Isle of Blogs

Keeping The Blog Alive

2007-05-13T23:35:00.000Z

With this which I found on the pavement one day! Shame the shadows spoilt it, but the message is there!!

Help! Is 'The Isle of Blogs' dead?

2007-04-04T15:24:00.000Z

Answers on a bulletin to 'MySpace Killed My Blog'....

I took a look inside Mad Dog's head while he was asleep last night.

2007-03-05T15:03:00.000Z

And found this.

The Worst Birthday Card Ever

2007-02-23T17:49:00.000Z

Also available as a print!

The Old Ones Are The Best

2007-02-14T14:40:00.000Z

When Greedy said the birds were literally queuing up for him at the weekend, I didn't realise he meant like this!!!!!

Google/Blogger

2007-02-14T13:55:00.000Z

Right serious post for once. Google having acquired blogger quite a while ago have decided that to post you now need to have a google account. I have switched the blog over to this new system so you might find to post you have to update your registration. Very straightforward and thank god doesnt involve any new email accounts. If you have a gmail account already then you can use those details.
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Griz

Nothing Like...

2007-02-12T21:10:00.000Z

Beating Mr Bingo in a drawing compettion for the second time in a year. I'm giving up design, this illustration lark is a piece of piss. It's all 'crazy' ideas and staring at jeans wishing you could fit into them ;D
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I trust you shall all be getting one when they get put into worldwide production?
More info here

Laughing gas,

2007-02-07T09:16:00.000Z

dancing dwarves, free drinks (probably just water!) and cake. The Laski boys (and hopefully Mr Bingo?) are getting there early to get our quota in.

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

2007-01-28T20:37:00.000Z

Greenfield Greenfield Greenfield

Hi The Council.

2007-01-28T19:15:00.000Z

Just a woman in a penis shaped boat made of brown tape with her tits out.
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Top of Your Pops

2007-01-24T12:27:00.000Z

Nice idea Chop, so I've actioned it!! Especially as mine isn't that shameful (Chuckle Brothers albums don't count right??!!!)!! Copy and paste your iTunes top ten most played into the comments.

Wallzo's 27th Birthday - Calling the Council!

2007-01-16T13:38:00.000Z

I don't know about everyobody here but I don't feel like I've been out at all this year so I'm particulary excited about my birthday party. Bring your better halves and pass on the invite to those who aren't bloggable. Should be a great night...
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2007-01-13T16:09:00.000Z

Zinedine Zindane

The best part of the programme for me.

2007-01-13T16:06:00.000Z

Tourettes De France

Does Camilla take it up the arse?

Cheers...

2007-01-12T14:54:00.000Z

Grovsner Hotel on Park Lane for 6 glasses of champagne, 1 glass of champagne cocktail, 4 glasses of wine, comedy by Dara O'Brien and awards given out by Johnny Vaugan, 3 course meal including Vension for mains, petit fours & coffee, a bottle of old speckled hen, a wine glass full of sambuca, and a dancefloor and house band where I 'breakdanced' with advertising and HR managers from ITV standing round me, clapping and cheering.

APE FUCKER

2007-01-12T08:52:00.000Z

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Another great televisual delight from Keith Allen and John Davidson.
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DOES CAMILLA TAKE IT UP THE ARSE
BIG EARED CUNT
PAEDO NIGGER
BOMB!
APE FUCKER
OSMA BIN LADEN
PAEDO PRIEST, PERV
ZINADANE ZIDANE (plus headbut gesture)
GET OFF THE FUCKING BUS
GET IN THE FUCKING WATER
WIGGLY CUNT
WHIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZ
PENCIL PRICK
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If anyone could add anything else to the list that'd be great.
Cheers.

Jeah/Private Pyle

2007-01-05T09:59:00.000Z

GCSE art

2007-01-03T23:41:00.000Z

Yep its me rendered in clay aged 16 and prooudly displayed in the hall at home. It just stares at me, curtains twitching.
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All the best

2006-12-25T13:22:00.000Z

For a great Christmas...

From me and Sam...

and my Bangkok lady boy...

Just don't eat too much or burn the turkey...

And eat all your veg...

Santa's Ghetto

2006-12-23T15:00:00.000Z

Went to the Banksy et all exhibition on Oxford Street! This was painted about 8ft square! Genius!!

DUUUDDDEEEEE!!

2006-12-23T14:52:00.000Z

It's taken me a while to find the time to blog all this stuff, but I've had this for about a month! I was in the Micro Anvika bit of Selfridges and thought I'd have a look at the new Macbooks as I'm considering getting one, but I'm not a fan of the glossy screens though so thought I'd see what they're like with the colours etc!! However, I couldn't find any files on the display model - apart from this one on the desktop!!! Obviously, he'd taken the pic of himself with the inbuilt iChat camera and it had saved to the desktop without him knowing!! Loser!!!!!

It was a boring day OK!!

2006-12-23T14:49:00.000Z

So, I was flicking through a photography book this time and for one minute thought I'd found some work published by Mr Bingo!!! This is the kind of thing you would do, don't deny it, spend a day travelling round the tourist attractions of the world without telling anyone, before putting these type of pictures up!!

Owen Premonition

2006-12-23T14:46:00.000Z

I was flicking through an old magazine the other day and found this, now rather ironic advert, that was printed shortly before the World Cup! "Can We Have Him Back In One Piece Please?" - No!!!

Farringdon 'Fan Club' video

2006-12-20T16:04:00.000Z

Council Christmas 'do'

2006-12-18T09:46:00.000Z

Thanks to all who came, what a fucking incredible day!
"Sombody help him, for god's sake, he's caught in a jeah chair trap!"

Remember to click on the image to view it big.
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A Late Addition

2006-12-16T14:27:00.000Z

Chop's New Year's List of Things To Do

2006-12-11T12:33:00.000Z

...another boring day in the workshop....

2006-12-10T23:05:00.000Z

Nearly had tragic concequences because I was laughing so much I nearly fell over. I managed to hide in the office to scare the assistant managers, and was just giggling to myself for five minutes until they came in. Naughty Chop.....

Graphic Attachments

2006-12-10T23:03:00.000Z

Over the past year, I've been discovering that the spammers of this world are getting more and more creative in their attempts to sell me their 'wares'. I decided to collect their best efforts and form this gallery for your pleasure also. I have the original sized files still if any of you are having trouble copying the links!!!!!!

My 20th Birthday

2006-12-08T10:38:00.000Z

I was thinking we should post some photos from our pasts after seeing Dan's at his weddings. Anyway here's me and flutes on my 20th, me in a Ben Sherman shirt and thats a stripper about to take me on stage.
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Freelancers Christmas 'do'

2006-12-05T11:01:00.000Z

New T-shirts

2006-11-29T13:48:00.000Z

Here's a couple of nu-ass T-shirts that I've just designed.
Maybe you could get your mum one for Christmas.
Available here, and here.
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2006-11-17T15:10:00.000Z

Who wants to go snowboarding?

Clint and I are planning a trip to the Alps in the middle of feb. You in Chop? anyone else? let me know.

Re: Harold Laski's 1980s Party

2006-11-15T09:17:00.000Z

for any one who's not already seen it... your invited to the party.

May The Lord have mercy.

2006-11-13T10:42:00.000Z

Gents, I was gifted this beautiful machine two days ago, I think its a gift from the heavens because its certainly not of this world. Imagine that the original Tarmac was the bottom of the range (God rest her cracked soul), well, this is the opposite. Unreal. Terrifying.

2006-11-09T18:49:00.000Z

1 - An exhibition in mono

Scotland

2006-11-05T17:09:00.000Z

We had such troubles with some of the locals, I even had to shoot one of them for over-chilling the Chablis.

The Laird of Culloden

2006-11-05T17:04:00.000Z

Halloween

2006-11-03T15:40:00.000Z

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Chopsicle and Diddler get Papped last Saturday.

If the council had children

2006-10-27T13:59:00.000Z

This is what their holiday would end up like.
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Wanker

2006-10-27T11:42:00.000Z

SuperPud Me

2006-10-26T16:46:00.000Z

Look at his face!

2006-10-25T19:36:00.000Z

Friday night laaads.

2006-10-23T22:48:00.000Z

Cheers

2006-10-23T17:09:00.000Z

To everyone who came to my birthday and danced like a lunatic.
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Luton's Car Of The Day

2006-10-19T19:01:00.000Z

Vauxhall Astra, 1.6L 1989, Distressed Red. 112,000 miles, 3 Months tax + M.O.T.

Previous owner: a priest. And of course, an I ♡ LIFE sticker.

2006-10-12T12:29:00.000Z

Mobile Clubbing - Liverpool Street 3

In a world of her own.

2006-10-12T11:51:00.000Z

Mobile Clubbing - Liverpool Street 2

Some people take it a bit far.

2006-10-12T11:50:00.000Z

Mobile Clubbing - Liverpool Street

19:24 Last Night, a few hundred people dance to their ipods confusing commuters and the police. Tons of people filming and taking photos as well, makes you realise what digital cameras have done for photography.

2006-10-08T21:47:00.000Z

Borat

To celebrate 1 year of the Isle of Blogs I suggest we go to see this. Think I might piss my pants but that's worth it. The dinner party bit is killer.

Y.M.C.Eh, Luton, is that you?!

2006-10-08T15:36:00.000Z

Ya' daft old bastards

2006-10-02T18:32:00.000Z

ONE FOR CHOP?

2006-09-27T13:07:00.000Z

More pics here, Chop

Why I Don't Where Hats...

2006-09-23T20:54:00.000Z

...or golfing attire!! As I continue my storm on to Newsagents shelves near you, with coverage almost matching that of Kerry... ...who used to go out with that Greedy look-a-like... ...and who now sells her story to 'Take A Break' everytime she shits herself, I have collated here a few of the clippings from my latest media appearances for your viewing pleasure!

I'm a proper DJ now!

Golfing Milk Tray Man!

Office Glastonbury!

Clint 2?

2006-09-11T21:39:00.000Z

laser eyes
Originally uploaded by electricpicnicphotos.

And is that Kratz in the foreground and luton in the background?

Clint?

2006-09-11T21:37:00.000Z

Full of life
Originally uploaded by electricpicnicphotos.

Clint in Ireland.

2006-09-11T21:33:00.000Z

Well diddlers Last weekend I went to Ireland and you can imagine my surprise to turn up at the airport to meet up with Clint pretending to be from Leicster and calling himslef Joe. What strange behaviour.
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Alan Carr?

2006-09-08T08:56:00.000Z

Stung through the heart...

2006-09-04T08:10:00.000Z

and a Stingray is to blame.

RIP dude.

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Can anyone spot...

2006-09-01T11:34:00.000Z

my new girlfriend amongst this slideshow of beautiful imagery?

2006-09-01T07:56:00.000Z

That's not... right, John.

Savage Grizla

2006-09-01T07:41:00.000Z

Greedy was quite chunky as a child wasn't he?! It's a good job he lost all that weight, as well as the womens clothes!!!!

The Great Cornish Diddle

2006-08-23T17:13:00.000Z

So great Isle of Blogs readers thought I would share with you some of the visul highlights of the recent mini council outing to visit "The Fruit". Lots of fun had and some pretty radical surf. Pictures from Bizzle and Grizzle and if you're wondering what the double handed thing we are doing, well that's when theres too much rock for one hand...
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ASDAs version of Love Hearts

2006-08-18T17:21:00.000Z

Inscriptions include;
"MINGER", "AS IF", "IN IT!", "YOU WHAT?" & "BOTHERED"

goodbye dear friends

2006-08-17T23:59:00.000Z

I look forward to seeing you next week, having leaked out half my brain with the amount of fun we are going to have this weekend.

sorry.

Chop x

"Look how big bing is..."

2006-08-11T08:07:00.000Z

"Shut up Greedy, stop laughing..."

"Huh, hum, Oh guys, can we just all stop throwing spanners in the works and just appreciate this lovely new jacket I got at the war and peace show"...

Victoria victory

2006-08-07T17:51:00.000Z

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Today, I was announced as the winner of Fibre's 'Quick on the draw' competition at the V&A village fete which took place last week. More here.

Bernie update

2006-08-01T15:25:00.000Z

On a recent meal out with Penny, 3 single woman and 3 gay blokes, Bernie started kissing the woman next to him 'with tongues' infront of Penny.
He claimed that as he was "the only straight batter there, the woman were all well up for it", and he was "practically fighting them off". When asked to describe the woman he said, "big tits, big arse, not bad looking".

It was a tuesday evening.
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Don't come to work after cutting your own hair or...

2006-07-20T16:13:00.000Z

everyone takes the piss. Check out this poor bastard

Happy Birthday Floody

2006-07-18T22:27:00.000Z

Three picture showing an excellent night and day I had and hopefully everyone else on Saturday. Think Krtaz thinks hes in Miami Vice.
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I have been shot...

2006-07-17T21:26:00.000Z

On friday Kratz and I went out for one pint. We ended up in a hotel while Kratz had his face done with a fake bullet wound, we then got into an altercation with a chap in Bank who hit me.
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Gobsausage

2006-07-16T20:33:00.000Z

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A band I saw on thursday night called Gobsausage.

Encyclopedia of Greenfield

2006-07-12T15:05:00.000Z

Butch's birthday

2006-07-09T21:57:00.000Z

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What a great day, all the usual boxes ticked! Even the one where Choppy does the gardening with Greedy's face.

"Yeah, I guess you're right"

2006-07-07T09:40:00.000Z

"These hands are rubbish greedy - you win. Laters."

"Oi Kratz, you fish-eating twat!"

2006-07-07T09:35:00.000Z

"Yeah you - flipper boy! Look at my opposable thumbs, great for grabbing dumb blonde tits with!! Loser!!!"

Grizzle + Kratz Arguement TV

2006-07-07T08:38:00.000Z

"That Carr [lookalike] is NOT cool Hammond, its not going on the 'cool wall'"

"Fuck off Clarkson, it is funny saying that you look like a whiny camp queen"

You asked for it

2006-07-06T23:12:00.000Z

So here it is! Please note, there was no editing done to Greedys face!!!! I have more examples if needed!!!!

Or Greedy now!

2006-07-06T21:54:00.000Z

I thought the similarity was just in the voice, but a quick image search...

Don't forget Kratz in a couple of years!

2006-07-06T17:23:00.000Z

Diddle TV

2006-07-06T10:36:00.000Z

Is someone just a bit jealous that their own TV career has been flagging a bit recently?

Raeburn TV

2006-07-05T23:04:00.000Z

Since the success of 'Project Catwalk' I've noticed more and more airtime being given over to Chris! So far he's got himself on 'My Name Is Earl' and even made up some cock n bull story about throwing himself under a train on Richard and Judy! To make matters worse, it seems Chop wants in on the exposure too and has got himself on 'The Friday Night Project' by joining popular combo, Placebo, as their new bass player?!

"Yeah nick its the England flag, just doing the white bits first, looks really good."

2006-07-02T21:10:00.000Z

Elvis socks?

2006-06-29T11:08:00.000Z

jimmy hill

2006-06-26T16:34:00.000Z

NERD

2006-06-26T11:16:00.000Z

Childhood Losers

2006-06-21T22:11:00.000Z

In the past few weeks I have had some great access to evidence of council members loser childhood pictures. No more words are needed to feast on this curtain based madness. I give you a right couple of larrences.
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Vintage YES or NO

2006-06-19T09:12:00.000Z

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Just wanted to say that playing 'Vintage YES or NO' in The Lamb on saturday night was the highlight of my weekend, and something that I'd like to do again sometime.

My Dan's Stag Highlights

2006-06-18T19:59:00.000Z

Theres a few on my flickr but here's some more of dan's stag. Ill put the videos up later in the week as well as some wedding shots.
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Dans Stag highlights

2006-06-09T08:24:00.000Z

Slugboy

2006-05-25T16:07:00.000Z

Everyone Loves Raymond

2006-05-23T13:50:00.000Z

Apparently a little bird tells me Luton's family have got a new dog called raymond. I imagine it looks a bit like this...

Other suggestions welcome

Just czech this out...

2006-05-20T23:13:00.000Z

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nobbit

Alexander Gelman

2006-05-12T10:27:00.000Z

Anyone know about this dude? He doing a lecture we got an invitation to on 7th June, but I've passed as it clashes with the mighty raeburn fashion expo.

The Museum of Modern Art listed him as one of the "world's most famous modern and contemporary artists
in all media." Whatever.

Launch Party

2006-05-11T00:16:00.000Z

After 2.65 years in the making, I am pleased to anounce that the all new Boxing Clever website is up and running, well beta test version 2.0 anyway!!!! It's relatively light on content as I'm going for quality rather than quantity, but then I suppose that's pretty light too!! I've got another piece for the portfolio that is halfway there, so expect that in about 8 more months!!

ALL NEW BOXING CLEVER

It's a bit of tweaking away but I thought I'd put it up now to gain feedback, negative or positive. For instance, should I stick with it in a popup (and does that centre on your computers?) or shall I just have it in the window like this?

Cheers

Gentlemen! Tiny Minds! (And How To Get Out Of Them)

2006-05-08T21:46:00.000Z

Right, a very quick festival update you lovely people;

Lineup at The Secret Garden Party has been unleashed. Graham Coxom headlining which is nice and guarantees a capacity 6000 crowd.

There's a selection of fine young men already lashed to the mast for this almighty storm, but we also welcome onboard Flood and MD (......soon?!) and BREAKING NEWS ..... TOM LUCAS HAS TRADED HIS GREEN MAN TICKETS FOR SECRET GARDEN...... hooray for peer-pressure.

Eddie Temple-Morris, not a 1970's dandy highway-man, but a well respected DJ pioneer, has got a stage or a treehouse or something similar, and was going apesh*t about the festival on his show yesterday. I'm thinking its going to be a sell-out so if you are thinking about going, just book it now and figure out the rest later. ha ha ha.

www.thesecretgardenparty.com or something like it.

do it.

do it now my fair warriors!

love

Chop

French?

2006-05-08T13:05:00.000Z

I don't think I've ever seen...

2006-05-08T10:01:00.000Z

...someone vomit into their own mouth and sallow it before.

World Allstar Squad

2006-05-07T18:00:00.000Z

With the World Cup fast approaching, I thought it apt to post this. After finding out recently that I was working with someone who not only attended the same Foundation course as me all those years ago, but also at the same time and were therefore in the same class (he dropped out after 2 weeks), I decided to dig out some names from that year to see if we had any mutual friends!!

This was the only record I found! The World Allstar Squad for the 1998 World Cup!!! The names and faces will offer nothing to you other than amusement, but these Frankensteined photos of classmates conjour up exact memories of what they looked like, moreso than any real photo could!

As you can see, I spent a lot of my time there productively!!

They have foxes in Barcelona too

2006-05-03T09:31:00.000Z

I can confirm after much searching that they do have foxes in barcelona. They are also so highly regarded that statues are built to them on the street. Hopefully are government can learn form this and pave the streets of London in a similar fashion. (Also a nice panaramic I took of the Cathedral/200year old building site.)